Norm is the lowest form of life on the planet. He lies about his living situation claiming he lives by himself in Butte, Montana when he actually lives with a 70 year old Roomate in Anaconda, Montana. Norm is on every dating site there is and loves to pretend he is single when he is or even when he has a live in girlfriend. He is the biggest liar you’ll ever meet. He will never be faithful and if you catch him in his lies he blames you! He also fails to inform any of the women he meets that he has HPV and you guessed it, he never wears a condom. That’s not even the worst part. He’s also a women beater! He’s known for blackening eyes and choking his girlfriend’s who catch him in his latest web of lies. This man is such a loser he will even go get a temporary restraining order on his girlfriend when she catches him too many times and he knows he can’t get out of it this time.
He even talks about you to his prior exs who are insane themselves because why on earth would you take his side about things that he did to your stupid self too. Norm is the definition of toxic and brings dysfunctional to a whole new level. He can’t handle being confronted. He is very immature. He is a huge drunk. He’s cocky with no reason to be. Oh and have I mentioned his back hair? Think Austin powers but what’s crazy is his chest isn’t too bad but his back is literally like a shag carpet. One of his friends actually described it as two cats hanging off each shoulder lol. He sends selfies to women he chats with immediately and trust me ladies he’s not that good looking. Photoshop! He is gray haired over weight and has a very small package. Then add the fact that he can’t f*#% to save his life you better get use to being on top. And do not ever expect foreplay well yes expect to give it only. Sex routine will be him shoving your head down to suck his dick then you having to climb on top for two whole minutes before he is finished. It’s pathetic honestly. He will only spend time with you when he’s horny so even if you live with him you won’t hear from him until it’s time to go get his drunken ass from the bar so you can try to get his limp dick up to fuck but he will just pass out anyway so just pretend for his ego.
Norm talks horrible about his exs and literally lies about the reality of the entire relationship. He’ll cost you your job your friends your reputation you stability and even your children. Yes mothers beware cuz this man will even harm your children to get even with you for not letting him cheat and do whatever he wants to you. How dare you think better of yourself. Truly everyone who meets him online thinks at first he is just a nice normal guy. But he’s anything but. His favorite line too is to say he wants to settle down and find someone he can be serious with. Hahaha yep serious as far as your seriously going to be around to fuck but he is serious about fucking as many others as he can as well! Do not believe this jerk. He works for UPS as a feeder Driver too. So you know he’s a trucker on the road all the time. Do I need to explain that one further? Trust me you should run if ever you meet Norman “Norm Motland” on Tinder, Facebook, Zoosk, Match, Plenty of Fish, gosh there are so many I can’t even list them all but trust me he is on them all!!! He’s the biggest douche bag ever to walk this earth and will cause you nothing but problems. He lies so much you literally can’t believe anything he says following him saying his name!