[SpicyPaneerBoi]

Bro I got cooked by pay-per-message once, never again. Now it’s WhatsApp after a quick FaceTime or nothing. If she’s cool with memes and we can laugh at my tragic Cyrillic, we’re good. Boston dude, go normal human mode: ask about her day, not stereotypes. If vibes die off, log off. No beta simp energy lol.

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[SpicyPaneerBoi]

Bro I tried the whole “eu falo um pouco” thing in Rio. Immediate +5 charisma. My tip: learn three playful lines, one sincere compliment that’s not about looks, and one exit line if vibes aren’t it. Açaí + people-watching on the boardwalk didn’t read cheap, it read chill. Apps were mid; meeting through hostel friends was S-tier. Also carry cash for split ice creams. Small stuff counts.

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