[neoncatwalk11]

Hinge in Lisbon? Cute. People actually read. Meetic was like filling taxes. Keep your pics chill, no sunglasses squad shots, please.

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[neoncatwalk11]

He brought Tupperware to pack leftovers “for my gains,” then asked if I could Venmo half because “the gym is expensive.” I said sure, paid, and he still took my fries for “macros.” On the walk home he pitched me his supplement code. Adding to my weird first date experiences hall with a protein shake crown.

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[neoncatwalk11]

ok but like… if u meet her fam DO NOT show up empty-handed 😂 bring something nice (fruit basket, sweets, whatever). also pls don’t do the “wow u use chopsticks so well” line, that’s not cute 💀 just vibe, compliment her personality not her ethnicity ✨✨

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[neoncatwalk11]

ok but like… twin flames in week one is not the vibe 😭 if he’s “where r u???” every hour, bye. protect the peace, king

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