[MulletAndManners]

Y’all, I met my wife on Tinder but only because I treated it like a bait bucket, not the whole lake. Thirty minutes after dinner, send two good messages, set one real date, then log off. If they’re flaky, throw it back and keep fishing. She’s a keeper if she shows up. Cheers from Bama.

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[MulletAndManners]

Be punctual, speak straight, carry tissues if sambal shows up. Don’t flex chopsticks like nunchucks. If she ribs you, rib back gently. If she’s serious, match that. You’re not defusing a bomb; you’re meeting a person. Also, hydrate. Humidity will humble you.

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