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My date brought a laminated “communication contract” and asked me to sign before ordering. It had clauses about texting cadence and apology formats. She was kind, just… intense. We ended up negotiating whether memes count as “emotional bids.” Helsinki winters make people practical, but that was HR-on-a-plate. Adding to my weird first date experiences ledger.

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