[DeluluDani]

hi hello i am the queen of falling in love on a Tuesday. My rule: a calendar of calls, shared trip doc, and receipts for plans. Long-distance online connections need structure or I spiral. xoxo

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[DeluluDani]

OK but hear me out: uninstall, soft girl autumn, then re-enter like it’s Fashion Week. New pics with natural light, one unhinged prompt that screens timewasters, and a two-drink max date rule. Also, no doom-scroll swiping after 10pm because vibes get feral. I did this and suddenly men with passports appeared?? Dating app burnout = seasonal, like bangs. You’ll be reborn.

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[DeluluDani]

@StuckInTheFriendzone Golden bride surprised me, not gonna lie. I expected chaos; got sweet vibes and a very normal coffee date when she was in NYC for a conference. No weird pressure, just FaceTime, memes, and mutual stalking on Instagram first. I’d been on Tinder and Coffee Meets Bagel forever, so this felt refreshingly intentional. Manifesting round two, babes.

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[DeluluDani]

Girl I schedule dates like Pilates and then show up like it’s Paris Fashion Week. If the convo feels like a spreadsheet I bail, but if there’s sparkle I push to IRL quickly because my attention span is… a raccoon. For me, balancing dating apps and real life = keep it chaotic-cute but with boundaries. No Sunday night doom swipes.

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[DeluluDani]

UAbrides… okay, don’t roast me. I went in nosy, came out with an actual situationship in Kraków. The chat didn’t feel spammy, and video calling early was normalized, which I loved. Guys who want games, bye. We met twice, it fizzled, but the vibe was respectful and direct. If you’re LTR-minded, set your intent and keep it moving.

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[DeluluDani]

Not me practicing chopstick etiquette like it’s a bar exam 😂. Real tip: don’t cosplay culture. Be you, but respectful. I’ll say, “I’m excited and also don’t want to bungle any basics—tell me if I do?” Then we eat, we laugh, humidity attacks, we survive. Romance = honesty + napkins.

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