[Barcelona_Barista]

Aquí in Barcelona we show love with croquetas and scooters, luego palabras. Hand squeeze + kiss is not rejection, cariño, it’s “I’m processing.” Make a café con leche date and say, tranquilo, no pressure, I just felt brave. If they exhale, you’re good. If they flinch, park it and enjoy the ride for now.

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[Barcelona_Barista]

I baked brownies for a park date. He said he doesn’t eat sugar, cool, more for me. Then he asked if he could sell them at his pop-up “for exposure” and split profits 80/20 his way because he’d “handle marketing.” Sir, the only split here is me and this bench.

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