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I did a month in Shanghai and learned two truths: hot pot is a compatibility test and sticker packs are a weapon. Keep ‘em holstered. I offered to pay, sometimes got waved off, all chill. Biggest W was a sunset walk on the Bund, ten outta ten vibes. Biggest L was talking crypto. Don’t. Touch. Crypto. Ever.
21I dated a birdwatcher. Me, chaos gremlin; her, sunrise binoculars. We survived by swapping “golden hours.” One morning a week I pretended dawn was legal; one night a week she pretended midnight existed. We high-fived at noon like shift workers. Dating someone with different hobbies is basically time-zone diplomacy with snacks.
13My metric is dumb but works: do they meme me back within the same solar system. If yes, interest. If I send a golden meme and get a “haha” two days later, politeness. Also, people who want you will pick a noodle spot and threaten you with chopsticks. People who don’t will threaten you with “let’s see.”
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