Marcus Hill

Marcus is straight out of a protein powder ad. His whole personality is “gym and grind.” First date was a smoothie bar. Fair enough. But then he started quizzing me on my macros. Like, actually asked what my carb intake was.
He talked nonstop about his “cutting season,” his favorite lifting playlist, and how women “don’t appreciate the grind.” Said I had “potential” if I’d let him train me. My guy. I just wanted a smoothie.
The highlight was when he took off his hoodie mid-sentence and flexed “by accident.” Then he called his mom to ask if oat milk was “inflammatory.” At the end, he said I had “good bone structure” and that he “might let” me spot him sometime. I’m still laughing. Good luck, ladies.