Bethany Truax

Bethany looked super normal on her profile. Cute, into dogs, seemed chill. But the date was one red flag after another. First, she told me people who wash their legs in the shower “are slaves to the system.” I thought she was joking. She wasn’t.
Then she asked if I could fight a bear. Not as a hypothetical—she seemed genuinely concerned about my survivability. She said she only dates guys who “look like they’d win the Hunger Games.”
She went on a rant about how fluoride calcifies your pineal gland and how deodorant is mind control. Oh—and apparently her ex got deported because she “snitched on him out of spite.” I left mid-date when she started talking about “cleansing rituals involving frogs.” Sorry, not my swamp.