So I met this jerk who came to Atascadero California to stay with his sister who I also knew. He was breaking up with his girlfriend in Colorado, I just found out how super smart she is, to get with me.
He also gave me this totally lame story about visiting his “ex wife” who is legally still his wife, and says he is sleeping in the back of his trashy truck. I don’t believe a word out of his stupid mouth, when I call him, he is always finding a reason not to talk.
He is so lazy, all he wants to do is play video games, and won’t get a damn job… he won’t have sex either!